Showing posts with label WTFiles. Show all posts
Showing posts with label WTFiles. Show all posts

Monday, May 25, 2009

I Weep For My People



Here we have a father at the age of 29 already with 21 kids...No, it's not a typo, he has 21 children! They range in ages 11 years old to newborn, with at least 11 different mothers. What else can you say when you see sh*t like this? Contraceptives were invented for a reason people. We can definitely slam this fool for being so irresponsible, but what about the women? Don't they play a big part in this foolishness? They were willing to lay down and have unprotected sex with this fool knowing that he was making babies all over town. We see Bristol Palin, being puppeteered by her bible-thumping mother, preaching abstinence. But people have to start being realistic and start seriously teaching and emphasizing primarily to young people about the necessity of protection. Not just as a birth control method but also as a protection from diseases. I'm worried about those 21 kids psychologically. SMDH

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

WTFiles!?!? Twin Boys Have Different Daddies

Talk about hoodrattedness. This crazy twist of fate happened when Mia Washington cheated on her boyfriend, James Harrison, with another man while she was already pregnant. Mia noticed that something was up when she noticed that the boys had different facial features. DNA testing proved her suspicions correct, when it showed that there was only a 0.001 chance that the boys had the same father. James has forgiven her and has agreed to take care of both boys since the other guy isn't even in the picture. This woman is really showing her ass when she has unprotected sex all willy nilly. And to make this an even more trifling situation, this chick is pregnant again. Damn bish, there are contraceptives, look 'em up. SMH source

According to doctors, if a woman has more than one sexual partner while she is ovulating, there's a miniscule chance that different sperm cells can fertilise two separate eggs. There is only a one-in-a-million chance of twins having different biological fathers.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

WTFiles!?!? The Penis Dolls Edition

French artist Marianne Batlle started making crochet penises in 2004, calling her brand Les Poupées Pénis, which means the doll penises in french. source

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

WTFiles!?!? Baby Delivers Sermon




This is cute but creepy at the same time.

Monday, April 13, 2009

WTFiles!?!? Jacked For Fried Chicken


A Jacksonville, Florida woman was closing up after finishing her shift at a Popeye’s Chicken and Waffles, when she says she was followed home by four men in a car who wanted her box of chicken she was bringing home from work. The men allegedly yelled, “Give us the chicken!” but the victim and her boyfriend continued walking and ignoring them. The suspects then reportedly turned off their lights and pulled over and the couple became alarmed. One of the men then reportedly jumped out of the car with a shotgun and yelled, “You know what time it is! Give it up!” He then said that they should “put down the chicken or he would shoot them.” The suspect then pointed the shotgun at the woman and her boyfriend pleaded with the gunman to spare her because she was two months pregnant. The suspects then took her purse and her chicken.

Damn, I knew things were rough in this recession, but is it that bad?

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

WTFiles!?!? Horses Wearing Wigs

Lace front wearing horses?! Oh my god, Beyonce and Tyra Banks must be stopped! Get PETA on the phone! source



Tuesday, April 7, 2009

WTFiles!?!? The Burger King Edition


I just wanna know who thought this out, because obviously they're on the pipe. And Sir-Mix-A-Lot? He must've needed that check to agree to this. I will never look at Spongebob the same way again.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

WTFiles!?!? The Beyonce Edition

Trojan robot men and She-Ra costumes! Oh My! Mama Tina must have drugged Thierry Mugler. That would explained this tackaery. I'm sure we'll be blessed with more ridiculousness from the 'I Am....A Mess' tour.

Friday, March 27, 2009

WTFiles!?!?

Rihanna's beatdown by Chris Brown not only caused headlines, now it's inspiring art. L.A.-based pop artist Sham Ibrahim's new portrait of the "Disturbia" hitmaker is based on the now infamous police photo showing the singer bruised and bloodied. But Sham's intent is not to raise awareness about, let's say, domestic violence. Instead, his reasons for creating the Andy Warhol-like piece—which is featured in the World of Wonder Storefront Gallery's new group show, Name That 'Toon, opening tonight in Hollywood—are quite simple… "I thought the bruises in the police photo were interesting shapes to draw," he says. "And it was cool to color them pink and blue. Those are two of my favorite colors."
Um, OK.
The 24-inch by 36-inch piece was made by transferring custom colorized blow-ups of digital tracings of the police pic onto canvas. "There is no message to any of my art," he says. "It's meant to look cool hanging on your wall and that's it! I'm not into deep meanings."
Hey, at least he's honest.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

WTFiles!?!?


Pharrell Williams gets him MJ on at a Paris McDonalds. LOL Those chicks look like they're about to call the cops.

Big Mac, filet-O-fish, quarter pounder, french fries, icy coke, thick shakes, sundaes, apple pie.

Sounds like he's cutting a demo for Micky D's.

Monday, March 23, 2009

WTFiles!?!?

If you ever felt bad sitting at the bus stop because you didn't have a car, you could feel worse. Fitness First, a gym in the Netherlands, have come up with this neat idea. It's a bench scale that announces your weight at the bus stop for everyone and their mama to see. There's no indication that you're sitting on a scale, except when your weight pops up in bold red lights. SMH
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Saturday, March 21, 2009

WTFiles?!?!?!

This is a Russian advertisment for ice cream. The slogan: "Everyone's talking about it: dark inside white!" This is sure to turn heads.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

WTFiles!?!?

Chewbacca hits the runway for Ukrainian fashion designer Olena Burenina at a fashion show in Kiev.

Saturday, March 14, 2009

WTFiles!?!?

Indian youth wear cutouts of condoms during an event to encourage people to use condoms in New Delhi on March 5. People are forgetting to practise safe sex because they no longer fear dying from HIV/AIDS, says the doctor who won the Nobel prize for helping discover the virus.

On second thought it's easy to understand this, but it's still crazy as hell. LOL

Thursday, March 12, 2009

WTFiles!?!?


Who in their right mind would rock this ish? Puleaze, don't hate, you know Kermit never looked this good.