Showing posts with label Sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sex. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Sex With Common

Check out a groupie story on sexy-ass Common...

A few years back I took a long needed trip to Chicago to visit my parents. It was a random fall afternoon when me and a few friends decided to eat at a little French style Bristol. The restaurant was so crowded that we were forced to wait almost an hour for the next available table. Bored out of my mind I stepped outside to call a friend and catch the cool breeze.
Some how or another I started a conversation with an older articulate light skinned woman with the cutest freckles. We talked about the beautiful weather and the long wait. I told her about my college years and she told me that she was professor. She told me that she was a little upset because her son was always fashionably late. Trying to keep our spirits up I asked her what her she did for a living, she told me that he was a musician. I turned by back a few minutes to an answer a phone call and when I turned around it was Common giving his mother a big ole kiss on the cheek. She introduced me to her son, and when we shook hands I knew "IT WAS ON" I ate dinner like nothing ever happened and I decided not to tell any of my friends because they probably wouldn't believe me anyways. For some reason Rashid and his mother (he looks just like his mother) decided to leave the bistro early, and while he walked towards the door his eyes seem to be scanning for someone, and that was I. He handed the waiter by the door a small sheet of paper and pointed at my table, and I swear I was about to drop dead. The waiter handed me the torn sheet of paper, and my heart skipped a few beats when I realized it was his number! My friends swooned when they realized that I had caught the eye of some random guy, but they had no idea it was Common. I tucked the number deep in my purse, not wanting to lose it. The entire night seem to move by so slow when I realized "I WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM ASAP” I ended the night early and dialed that number with a quickness.


To my surprise it went straight to voice-mail three times! I couldn't believe I missed out on sleeping with him. I left my best sultry voice on his voice mail and crossed my fingers for out of this world luck. Two days later I had missed a call on my cell phone, and it was him!!!!!!!!!!! I called back ASAP, and again it went straight to voice-mail. I left another message praying he would respond soon. A few more days went by and I gave up all hope and erased him from my mind and phone. Feeling defeated on my quest to freak Common I watched some chick flicks to cheer myself up. That same night I got a phone call and yes it was him. We talked for about 4 hrs on the phone. He was a very private person and kept our conversation on other things. We spoke about everything (he is very smart), and his intelligence turned me on BIG TIME!!! He apologized for keeping me up so late and asked if we could meet later on that day. I didn't respond immediately, I didn't want him to know I was so willing (he knew I wanted it) I responded with a solid YES!
We met at the park and took a long walk. Rashid likes to talk allot! He seems to have all these great theories and ideas. He’s also highly driven and very down to earth. He invited me back to his room, and I swear the earth stopped moving for like a couple seconds. I told him I would rather have him come over my house. He seemed kinda shocked and amused that I wanted to take control of the situation. I gave him crazy head while he drove my car to my parent's home. Thank god for GPS systems! lol!

We went straight upstairs and we got naked with the quickness and all I can say is that Rashid’s body and ass is the TRUTH! His ass and legs were sculpted from clay! While standing he kissed my neck and fingered me from behind. I swear the room felt like it was 100 degrees with the finger play he had going on inside of me. I bent over on the bed and he kissed my back and bit the shit out my ass! He never went down on me since we weren't cool like that if you know what I mean. He kissed and sucked the shit out of my inner thighs. I wanted him to eat me out so bad, but he just sucked on my tits and continued playing the piano inside of me. Common has an average size penis, but he stroked the wetness straight out of me. He actually made love to me, not no gangsta grillz sex, straight slow fucking. He sat on a chair and I rode him for a few minutes when he busted and it was like the energy was really sucked out of him. We took a shower together and kissed till my lips got sore. He pulled on my natural hair till I SCREAMED!!!!!!!!!!! Of course he didn't stay long since we both got what we wanted. He told me that he would call me back for another session. I told him I was going back to my state, and with a quick kiss he promised to hit me up when he was in my state.
We messed around on and off over the years and he always claimed he couldn't get enough of my dark chocolate. I had a couple of explicit pics of us, but I destroyed them because I was scared they would get into the wrong hands. I haven't seen Rashid in a while, and I feel it's best that we moved on since I recently got married. I will never let my husband know that I was a rappers jump off, he would go nuts! I think Rashid makes a great boyfriend for Serena because he is the ultimate gentleman. I will always cherish the gifts and the time that we spent together. I wish him nothing but the best.

Would I do it again?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........nope, I'm too much in love with my husband and I've packed on the pounds since Common last saw me. He likes his women in shape.

On a scale of 1to 10 he is an 8.5, but his mind is a 10! Brotha got the knowledge! Serena is one lucky woman! She has a real man!

Does anyone know if he's still with Serena? I personally always thought he had a thing for Alicia...
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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Girl, Do What You Can To Sell Records

sKeri Hilson gets into interesting positions on the New York leg of her concert tour. She's currently on tour with Keyshia Cole and Bobby Valentino. pic source

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Guess Who Wants A Booty Call With Jamie Foxx

Pop the hood to find out

It's Kirtie Alley! She told Extra:
“I want a booty call with Jamie Foxx — for real. I’ve always had a bit of thing for him.”

Thursday, April 23, 2009

WTFiles!?!? The Penis Dolls Edition

French artist Marianne Batlle started making crochet penises in 2004, calling her brand Les Poupées Pénis, which means the doll penises in french. source

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Lil' Wayne On Sex

How old were you when you lost your virginity and what were the circumstances?I was 11 and the girl was 13. She had every board game you could imagine. I liked board games. We was playing Win Lose or Draw and on the board she wrote, "Fuck me." Now I was 11, and I didn't even know it meant "intercourse." I just knew it was a cuss word, so I was like, "Why is she cussing herself out?" She said, "Do you want to play 'Press Your Luck'? Well, the game is in my closet." She had a walk-in closet, so she said, "Go get it, it's right to the right…." When I walk to the closet she came in and cut the lights off and took off my pants, and I remember my ass was cold up against the wall. I was like, "What the hell!?" When I tried to push her off me, I felt that she was naked also, so I just stepped back and let her do what she do.

What celebrity would you most like to have sex with? I'd probably love to have sex with…man, I think she's dead already. I'd probably want somebody like Marilyn Monroe -- somebody that's been with the president or something. If I had Marilyn Monroe, I would do whatever she asks and whatever she's never had done to her. And I swear I'd do it good!

Ever had a threesome? I think the most I've done before is five. I don't do groupies. I am not the groupie type. I am 25 years of age right now and the president and CEO of my own company. Dealing with a groupie was back when I was 15 years of age and when I dropped my first solo album. When I am doing five, it's usually two that's used to me and we've done this before. They know how to go out and get two or three more girls. They make the other girls' first time feel better—because that's a whole hump they gotta get over—because they ain't worried about you.

How cautious are you when it comes to having sex? I have to be more cautious now. Let me tell you the trick to that. What you do is stop ramming them hos and make love to that pussy! Make that pussy love you and that rubber ain't going nowhere. That rubber will be right there where you started off with if you make love to that pussy. That's when a nigga fuck up, when you trying to do too much. A nigga like me, I am gonna make the pussy so wet that there's no such thing as popping or slipping off. Only problem I am gonna have is keep slipping it in. source

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Friday, April 10, 2009

Groupie Love

Nelly - Nelly is a selfish lover. He has nice size dick, but it's all about him from start to finish. He wants head right away and I meant he wants you to stay down there forever. He likes it from behind, I could not deal with his selfish ways so before it could really begin I was over the whole situation and I stopped him stating "I wasn't feeling very good".

Busta Rhymes - Once we got in the room, it was no holds bar, he started kissing me really gentle all while taking off my top, then he laid me on the bed and (lets just say) his tongue is so soft I almost passed out! He was eating me like it was a buffet....His dick is a nice size, not extra huge nor small, just right. I gave him a lil head and he went to fucking the hell out of me for like two hours, it was crazy!

Rick Ross - He was feeling and rubbing me down and I was just purring like a kitty. This man rubbed and played with my clit until I came.... As he fucked me, I was like ok this bitch gotta have a big ass dick cause he was beating my fucking back out. I haven't been fucked like this in a while. He told me to stand up (he was already standing) so I had to get a peek at the product. When I looked back I was like Whoa!! Me being a sucker for a big dick, I kind of pushed him back slid to the floor and just had to give him some head, that dick was so big black and pretty, I couldn't help myself.

Bobby Valentino - Then he takes of my bra and he was like baby and I quote "You hot pretty titties" and he must like sucking titties cause he was really good at it. We get into it, he puts a condom on and we get into it. He dick wasn't really big, but he knew what to do with it, so it was cool. If I had to rate him, I'd give him a 4/5 stars.

Jay-Z - Boring. The biggest dick you'll ever see in your life, but boring. Huge...And he screams like a bitch when he busts. It's horrible. He has a big, humungous dick and has no idea what to do with it. source

Monday, April 6, 2009

Oral Sex Could Lead To Tonsil Cancer

Since the 1970s, the number of people with tonsil cancer in Stockholm has tripled. Now researchers have linked the increase to HPV and say the rise of oral sex during this time is to blame. A study from the Karolinska Institute found that subjects with the human papillomavirus in their mouths are more likely to get tonsil cancer. It takes 20 to 30 years for an HPV infection to result in cancer, so those who are sick today were infected in the '70s and '80s. Of 120 patients in the city who got the cancer between 2003 and 2007, at least 83 were HPV-positive. Doctors hope that the new HPV vaccine will help reduce the rate of tonsil cancer, especially because the disease has almost no symptoms and often goes untreated until it spreads to the lymph nodes. Researcher Tina Dalianis says if people "have a lump in their throat, especially if it's on one side and it doesn't go away with antibiotics, they should see a doctor." source

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Oprah On Oral Sex!




YES! YES! LMAO!